Apr 19: Civic duty, but under the table.

Apr 12: In this case, maybe let the perfect be the enemy of the creepy.

Apr 05: Somebody's humor algorithm needs work.

Mar 29: And put that moon back right now!

Mar 22: Well, one, but it was an eating tournament.

Mar 15: As problems go...

Mar 08: A whole new level of goofy-looking for business attire.

Mar 01: Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sparkle.

Feb 23: How to hate 3d video meetings as much as the 2d ones.

Feb 16: There really is only the one answer.

Feb 09: The beach isn't for everybear.

Feb 02: Less authentic is OK.

Jan 26: And now you know.

Jan 19: Or you could do your hobby after dinner.

Jan 12: Sturgeon's Law as applied to LLMs.

Jan 05: There's no pleasing some penguins.

Dec 29: In the Penguiverse, you only have to tell it once.

Dec 22: It's pigs and those oyster-seed thingies, isn't it?

Dec 15: Does this even count as a superpower?

Dec 08: No, I said maybe _you_ could...