Jul 04: Strategy for when your company's new owners have no clue what you do...

Jun 27: Musical instrument? Weapon? ...to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to...

Jun 20: Mmmmmm.... Dim-sum...

Jun 13: Happy Father's Day. Go get your Dad some fine herrings.

Jun 06: Makes you think, though. Or not.

May 30: Laziness - the true motivation behind the world's great sales pitches.

May 23: The latest innovations in security.

May 16: Serious penguin scholarship.

May 09: Happy Mother's Day! Get your mom some nice herrings.

May 02: Tour de Herring! And why you want to be riding in front...

Apr 25: "What's this button do?"

Apr 18: A good job for failed 'Penguin Idol' contestants.

Apr 11: Penguins on flying.

Apr 04: Did you know that many on-line dictionaries don't contain the word "gullible"?

Mar 28: Darn. You mean I can't blame this weird weather on the weatherpenguin?

Mar 21: A new job for all the best reasons. (*burp*).

Mar 14: Never try to get a penguin to follow exact directions.

Mar 08: Where no penguin has gone before...

Mar 01: Too much time spent in front of the "Nest & Garden" channel.

Feb 23: There's a new rule for finding where the good food is.