Sep 18: You haven't asked me to play anything yet.

Sep 11: Your current support contract does not cover defenestration.

Sep 04: Fulfillment - I do not think it means what I thought it meant.

Aug 28: However, there is no such thing as too vulgar.

Aug 21: Texting is the new intercom (ask your grandparents...)

Aug 14: That fight wasn't the slightest bit contrived.

Aug 07: It's an imprinting thing.

Jul 31: Asking for a friend.

Jul 24: Then again, doing just about anything makes me hungry.

Jul 17: Is there any challenge in hunting a bag of kibble? No there is not!

Jul 10: When dinner depends on bandwidth.

Jul 03: It is a play on birds. Sorry.

Jun 26: To-go to impress.

Jun 19: And they bring home alllll their laundry!

Jun 12: On the internet, nobody knows you're not a bear.

Jun 05: The mind-empty part is easy, though.

May 29: I am now officially a train nerd.

May 22: Making homework recreational.

May 15: You're gonna need a bigger air fryer

May 08: If there isn't a "Maker's Mash-up Emporium" there should be.