Nov 20: You only get that one chance to be a pink pumpkin!

Nov 13: Text me too please...

Nov 06: So what do you do with yours?

Oct 30: Deliberately not scary for Halloween 2020.

Oct 23: And then there's the Cat Food Channel...

Oct 16: Top scorers can lose six entire penguins' worth in an afternoon.

Oct 09: You win if you eat more fish than you brought.

Oct 02: Any excuse...

Sep 25: Sometimes the code itself is the sweary bit.

Sep 18: You haven't asked me to play anything yet.

Sep 11: Your current support contract does not cover defenestration.

Sep 04: Fulfillment - I do not think it means what I thought it meant.

Aug 28: However, there is no such thing as too vulgar.

Aug 21: Texting is the new intercom (ask your grandparents...)

Aug 14: That fight wasn't the slightest bit contrived.

Aug 07: It's an imprinting thing.

Jul 31: Asking for a friend.

Jul 24: Then again, doing just about anything makes me hungry.

Jul 17: Is there any challenge in hunting a bag of kibble? No there is not!

Jul 10: When dinner depends on bandwidth.