Jan 27: At least in my universe.

Jan 20: Creatively lazy.

Jan 13: I'm sorry this essay is so long. I didn't have the GPU to generate a shorter one.

Jan 06: If that _was_ required, I'd have made it a herring tequila decanter.

Dec 30: When you really really have to be literal _and_ specific

Dec 23: Accountability? ...in your dreams!

Dec 16: Another great niche business opportunity.

Dec 09: Arguing: A sport you can do sitting down indoors while eating

Dec 02: So... wait... ...it _is_ rational?

Nov 25: The illusions of kittenhood.

Nov 18: Very very niche entertainment.

Nov 11: Being a businessbear: not as easy as it looks.

Nov 04: For instance, there are approximately 525,600 minutes in a year.

Oct 28: You never forget your first assembler language.

Oct 21: Not sure which is worse.

Oct 14: Nice long peaceful road trip.

Oct 07: Bulk discounts available.

Sep 30: In fact, she's got a whole second career in hold music!

Sep 23: Defensive? Me?

Sep 16: Plus it keeps getting lighter, especially around the cargo.