Sep 22: Or, he might have just fed the kids.

Sep 15: Or facts.

Sep 08: May or may not contain earworm, depending on your age.

Sep 01: Which could also explain those times it rains herrings.

Aug 25: Stop quibbling. Start nibbling.

Aug 18: I thought it was TV that puts the pounds on.

Aug 11: Food can be art and vice-versa.

Aug 04: Wishful thinking.

Jul 28: Just old-fashioned.

Jul 21: Which also explains the hat.

Jul 14: And the litterbox is why we have hatchlings.

Jul 07: Laziest password strategy ever.

Jun 30: Except flame wars have an event horizon.

Jun 23: Exercise: it’s not for getting fit, it’s for working up an appetite.

Jun 16: Behavioral encouragement for Father’s Day.

Jun 09: It is, but not the way they mean.

Jun 02: I think mine was architected by Escher.

May 26: Robot psychologists are public safety, really.

May 19: You'll never guess what happened next!

May 12: Mother’s Day traditions.