Apr 09: And if you win a level, that's dinner for a week!

Apr 02: Patience is out of stock everywhere.

Mar 26: Of course it works for penguins! They are creatures of reason.

Mar 19: Phone sizes are the new hemlines.

Mar 12: Fish-shaped box of chocolates, but they're herring-filled!

Mar 05: It's like a tablet but for olds.

Feb 26: As simple as possible but not simpler.

Feb 19: Or maybe after dinner.

Feb 12: And that is why catnip mice are on autoship all winter.

Feb 05: Like a house call, but without the mileage.

Jan 29: Oh no! The call is coming from inside your stomach!

Jan 22: And dance music. Lots of dance music. Boring!

Jan 15: 2020: I was the worst! 2021: Hold my beer.

Jan 08: Be prepared!

Jan 01: And if that didn't work, we'll go back with the mimes.

Dec 25: This year hasn't been easy on dragons, either!

Dec 18: Oh, well, I guess if I _have_ to...

Dec 11: My immune system wants allllllll the belts!

Dec 04: Coders know all the scary bits

Nov 27: When training includes all-you-can-eat.