May 17: With a stop for breakfast, of course.

May 10: A little hatchling rivalry for Mother's Day.

May 03: And if they _really_ think of you as a friend, they'll bum money off you, too.

Apr 26: Parental ambition.

Apr 19: And classes are free!

Apr 12: This might solve the Post Office's Saturday delivery problem, too.

Apr 05: At least, not for free.

Mar 29: As close as it gets to Kafkaesque in the penguiverse.

Mar 22: There is no spoon... anymore.

Mar 15: And donuts are bad twice.

Mar 08: Could be worse.Could have been yoga.

Mar 01: Time travel can really take the fun out of procrastinating.

Feb 22: Bombax vobis, autocorrect!

Feb 15: Ripped - er, wrung from the headlines...

Feb 08: They're penguins; they're used to it.

Feb 01: Cats can be very literal.

Jan 25: It was repetitive stress from eating chocolates too fast.

Jan 18: Or when they get their pilot's license (flightless, my tailfeathers!)

Jan 11: Some sportspenguins will do ANYTHING for a little publicity.

Jan 04: And you have to find contractors who won't eat your walls.