Dec 20: Moochiest deity ever.

Dec 13: It's always gingers. Black cats have better things to do.

Dec 06: Penguins are smart enough to have skipped synthetic data altogether.

Nov 29: A survey of holiday seasonal disorders.

Nov 22: Then there's the overeating season. Which is all of them.

Nov 15: Plus, no-one can tell when i'm napping

Nov 08: Training to the test?

Nov 01: Scary is one way to describe it.

Oct 25: There's a real art to getting on that list.

Oct 18: Grift isn't always worth the trouble.

Oct 11: Who talks like that?

Oct 04: There's no such thing as an accidental tail.

Sep 27: Yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

Sep 20: Some penguins never wear white hats after Labor Day!

Sep 13: Penguin Turing Tests are hard!

Sep 06: It doesn't always take tech to fix tech.

Aug 30: Time off.

Aug 23: Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to.

Aug 16: Oh well, maybe next year.

Aug 09: And early photographers had to deal with the soul-eating camera argument.