Jul 19: There is no try, only overdo.
Jul 12: On going out (very very out.)
Jul 05: Any time I want.
Jun 28: It's called "memory curation", thank-you-very-much!
Jun 21: But is it more or less flattering?
Jun 14: Depends on what you're trying to accomplish.
Jun 07: Come for the silly optimism, stay for the outrage?
May 31: Do I even have to say the lawn thing?
May 24: My other qualification is I am very, very drunk.
May 17: Mother nature wants us to get out more...
May 10: You don't want to be in that category.
May 03: Resistance training.
Apr 26: Sometimes, getting insulted can be an education.
Apr 19: Civic duty, but under the table.
Apr 12: In this case, maybe let the perfect be the enemy of the creepy.
Apr 05: Somebody's humor algorithm needs work.
Mar 29: And put that moon back right now!
Mar 22: Well, one, but it was an eating tournament.
Mar 15: As problems go...
Mar 08: A whole new level of goofy-looking for business attire.
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