Dec 05: I'm surprised galleries aren't breaking down your door to be the first to show these.

Nov 28: You're entitled to your opinion, even if it's objectively wrong.

Nov 21: If I had a gallery, its scruples rating would be "chaotic neutral."

Nov 14: I can absolutely vouch for the sound effects.

Nov 07: It's always a simple solution if someone else does it.

Oct 31: The after Halloween party can be weirder than the day itself.

Oct 24: When the warning sign itself is too scary.

Oct 17: The jumping spider in the kitchen has our passwords.

Oct 10: Whereas in music, it's both.

Oct 03: In no way is this based on a true story or anything.

Sep 26: Entirely different definition of poetry slam.

Sep 19: Enlightenment can wait (for dinner.)

Sep 12: Safety third, unless it threatens drink sales.

Sep 05: You don't even want to know option 2.

Aug 29: Oddly, we've been getting a lot of requests like this lately.

Aug 22: And flaming anachronisms are allowed.

Aug 15: Unless that's the thing with the broken software.

Aug 08: Well when you put it that way...

Aug 01: Retroactive opinion.

Jul 25: You don't have to be _that_ consistent!