Sep 12: Safety third, unless it threatens drink sales.

Sep 05: You don't even want to know option 2.

Aug 29: Oddly, we've been getting a lot of requests like this lately.

Aug 22: And flaming anachronisms are allowed.

Aug 15: Unless that's the thing with the broken software.

Aug 08: Well when you put it that way...

Aug 01: Retroactive opinion.

Jul 25: You don't have to be _that_ consistent!

Jul 18: Some days you just can't make a penguin mad.

Jul 11: Adventures in not hauling.

Jul 04: Why does this not already exist?

Jun 27: Scheherazade, but in the penguiverse.

Jun 20: On giving up, or not.

Jun 13: Peace of mind is a good gift.

Jun 06: Except _this_ shiny new one, of course.

May 30: Everything else is free, but earplugs will cost you.

May 23: Does it count as cheating if it turns out to be _more_ work?

May 16: Some fails are too serious to even joke about.

May 09: Mother's Day traditions.

May 02: Could have been worse. Could have been bagpipes.