Oct 31: The after Halloween party can be weirder than the day itself.

Oct 24: When the warning sign itself is too scary.

Oct 17: The jumping spider in the kitchen has our passwords.

Oct 10: Whereas in music, it's both.

Oct 03: In no way is this based on a true story or anything.

Sep 26: Entirely different definition of poetry slam.

Sep 19: Enlightenment can wait (for dinner.)

Sep 12: Safety third, unless it threatens drink sales.

Sep 05: You don't even want to know option 2.

Aug 29: Oddly, we've been getting a lot of requests like this lately.

Aug 22: And flaming anachronisms are allowed.

Aug 15: Unless that's the thing with the broken software.

Aug 08: Well when you put it that way...

Aug 01: Retroactive opinion.

Jul 25: You don't have to be _that_ consistent!

Jul 18: Some days you just can't make a penguin mad.

Jul 11: Adventures in not hauling.

Jul 04: Why does this not already exist?

Jun 27: Scheherazade, but in the penguiverse.

Jun 20: On giving up, or not.